Today’s joke :
(JAY LENO)
“Russia and China are joining France and Germany in opposition to what they say is turning into war by Pres. Bush. See, that’s how smart Bush is. He’s bring the world together, he’s a uniter, not a divider.”
“The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, British Petroleum, they’re all lining up.”
“Some Democrats say the estimated $60B cost of a war could be better spent at home. When he heard that, Pres. Bush agreed and announced plans to bomb Ohio.”
(MICHAEL FELDMAN)
“President Bush will not personally attend the Earth Summit, but he sends his greetings to the people of Earth.”
And finally, I do not know who said this: “President Bush is aware about global warming. In fact, he called it, SUMMER.”